Since the first Romero zombie lurched awkwardly across the silver screen of midnight grindhouse theaters, there has been an unspoken desire for beautiful girls in varying stages of reanimated decay.
In the beginning of this wretched decade I got my first computer and set out to bring zombie eroticism to the internet, despite the fact that I couldn’t do any of the things necessary to accomplish it.
I quickly learned photoshop and HTML, and the Mental Shed became the only place on the internet where you could find zombies in all their raw and putrid beauty. Little did I know this would lead to a quarter of a million unique hits a day and a full-time job peddling new levels of sick and wrong to blood-thirsty internet hordes.
So now, to commemorate a decade wasted and the launch of the Mental Shed’s latest bastard offspring Slasher Bob, I am pleased and nauseated to announce the upcoming and first ever…
Slasher Bob’s Zombie Hotties series 1 (digital) trading cards!
Each pack will contain six collectable zombie pin up cards, one sexy zombie sticker, and of course a stick of bubble gum to stick with tradition. Unfortunately, we have been unsuccessful in making digital gum chewable. And the stickers are tough to peel, don’t stick well. But everything else works great.
The first Zombie Hotties digital wax pack is set to be unleashed to a computer near you in October. But be careful: These zombie girls may be sexy, but they still only want to eat you.
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